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    #3 Office Event: Carnage in the Hallway

    Presenting an Office AWPs & Knives game



    CARNAGE IN THE HALLWAY



    Texas, 2041. The libtard socialist alliance of vegetarian wokesters has succeeded in overthrowing the Constitution of the United States of America and has taken away all of your guns. The only remaining examples outside of the hands of feminists, communists, and communist feminists are two sniper rifles held in the local headquarters of the Texan antifa militia, used by them for the now-legal practice of shooting honest hard working cops and God-fearing christian families on their way to church.

    Tired of being oppressed by not risking being shot every time you go the grocery store or school, you have decided to infiltrate this headquarters and steal one of the rifles so that you can sit it on your lap and stroke it while having wild-eyed fantasies about the return of Jesus and the fiery retribution awaiting all those who do not share your own very narrow and specific political and religious affiliation. Having stripped down to your stars and stripes patterned underwear, donned a motley uniform of sorts so as to blend in with the ill-disciplined antifa homosexualists and fornicators, you have entered the building wielding your genuine bowie knife (made from genuine bowies). Sadly, your customary greeting of “go to hell you goddamn heathen” has alerted the occupants to your presence and it is now alive with antifa thugs searching for you. Happily, they are as thick as mince and in the confusion have begun attacking each other. Ignoring the furore, you carefully slice and dice your way towards your target...




    OBJECTIVE 1: Knife your way to the vending machine, obtain an awp, knife your way out, play merry havoc while you have it

    OBJECTIVE 2: Stab an awper, knife your way to the vending machine, obtain an awp, knife your way out, play merry havoc while you have it

    These objectives are not enforceable but play the game – get an AWP, keep it for as long as is humanly possible while every other player tries to kill you for it.



    I hope you're up for a challenge.



    The vending machine is in the hallway near the toilets and contains two AWPs – go to it and hit E to obtain one. If they are both in play then you will not be given one so kill one of the current owners and make it back before anyone else does.


    Server #3, Office
    Map: Office Restricted
    Date and Time: Saturday 7th August, 8pm – 9pm AEST

    Free for all w/random spawns

    Knives only.
    2 AWPs in vending machine

    No throwing knives, no nades, no other weapons

    No spawn protection


    Mircan will be hosting a knife tutorial at 7.45pm, before the game - don't let me be the only student





    Good luck out there. You're gonna need it.
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    Lol, you've outdone yourself Rube.

    Knife tutorial: Stickem' with the pointy end...





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    Heads up folks, this event has been kicked back to Wednesday 11th due to your sparkly-jacketed host being required to Be Supportive at one of his wife's newly rearranged musical endeavours on the same evening. Thanks, covid, now ***k off and ruin someone else's calendar.

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    On tonight, folks. Get your stab on!

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    Fun event, cheers Office Crew!

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    I would like to raise a formal complaint about the long queues at the vending machine to obtain my fanta.. was not happy as i would wait there and out of nowhere these people just butt in line and stab me for my spot.. and even when you do get your fanta they still stab you and steal it from you >

    lmao all jokes aside i had a lot of fun in this event, thank you to the organisers and mircan for giving us lessons

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShiftyAsian View Post
    I would like to raise a formal complaint about the long queues at the vending machine to obtain my fanta.. was not happy as i would wait there and out of nowhere these people just butt in line and stab me for my spot.. and even when you do get your fanta they still stab you and steal it from you >

    lmao all jokes aside i had a lot of fun in this event, thank you to the organisers and mircan for giving us lessons

    Your complaint has been registered and will be replied to in an appropriate manner shortly after the heat death of the universe. We thank you for your valued contribution.


    Also joking aside, that was a lot of fun and the frustrated yells made my truly abysmal kd worth it, thanks to all who came along

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    that event was by far my most enjoyable!!! thanks

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