Greetings.
For those who hardly play zombies you most likely will not know who I am/was? so go about your day and continue to eat eggs or whatever it is you do.
However for those who actually care; yes after approximately two and a half years I have finally stepped down. This doesn't mean I will stop playing zombies, as much as that would seemingly disappoint some of you.
usually this would be the part in which I mentioned those people who over the years made my experiences (usually) a positive one; however that would be disingenuous for character so thus I will simply like to say the following references:
Stop dying to saw blades/cannonballs
Stop sucking on eggs
Stop being a bootleg of said above
Your Mako solo has never counted and your objections do nothing to prove otherwise
You play fortnite therefore you were never good
Get your own hand pics you buffoon
No, I no longer have your free TVs
You've been bad at zombies since source
Your army of 12vies does not impress me at the slightest
You have god awful taste in cereal and you need to stop
NO, it is never nazgul time
Every time you have ever said either "owo" or "uwu" my respect for you drops by 15% (you have been officially in respect debt since November)
Hiding in a corner with a miku skin on is NOT a legitimately strategy
You need to actually be able to beat kraken before you can go around boasting.
Sprite cranberries are stupid
you sire define the definition of "rand"
Self-trimming with any item (bubbles in particular) 5 rounds in a row is just bad.
You sir have an obsession with Lolis and you straight up need to stop before prison stops you
If you got all of those, congratulations you are officially one giant nerd.
-A
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